In which I am overly concerned with “updated” Terms of Service… and also make a Dragon Age: Inquisition reference.
I’m one of those people who reads the updated Terms of Service
Ever fearful that I might jeopardize everything
By agreeing to ruin
By accepting decimation
My anxiety pushes me forward
Springboarding me into a deluge of legal jargon
I am a goat,
being flung at the walls of the keep
by a madman
bent out of shape
over something, something.
Oh, it hasn’t changed
since March 2016?
Another crisis averted.